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Random Thoughts – August 17th


Wife Suing Husband for 25 Million For Giving Her An STD

 

First of all the host of this show can calm the fuck down with this holier than thou attitude. Because I guarantee you that he is cheating on his wife something fierce. How do I know? Because I recognize a scumbag face when I see one and this guy has a scumbag face. But that's neither here nor there. My question is how can anybody be smart enough to make 25 million but not smart enough to use a condom when banging hookers in Asia? Honestly how fucking dumb do you have to be? Who cares about giving your wife an STD? Aren't you worried about your own dick? I mean I don't like shaking hands with chicks I meet at Waterworks never mind raw dogging Thailand hookers. More importantly let this story be a lesson for all our female stoolies out there. If your boyfriend gives you genital herpes that he caught from hookers in China you should probably dump him. Because if you give him a 2nd chance you're basically begging for the HIV. Who says we don't care about the ladies?

 

— elpresidente, 2:07 pm | permalink | 24 comments