If you're like me , you have a First Lady who is making you watch the Olympics on the Oxygen Network because of their women friendly Olympic programming. (AKA Equestrian) Well the one good thing about getting dominated by my girlfriend is that Lindsay Czarniak is the host on Oxygen and she's pretty freaking hot. And since I'm sure it's only a matter of time until she moves to Boston like all the hot blond sports reporters tend do, I figured I should introduce her to the Stoolies.

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