(Going to Mount Isa in our car...M-O-U-N-T-I-S-A)

SYDNEY, Australia —  The mayor of a male-heavy mining town in Australia created uproar among local women over the weekend by inviting "beauty-disadvantaged" women to join the population of lonely men. Mayor John Molony found himself under attack Monday over comments he made to a local newspaper that read: "May I suggest if there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa." The mayor added that many women who already live in the remote Queensland state town seem quite happy. "Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face," he continued. "Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness." The quotes, published Saturday in the Townsville Bulletin, sparked outrage among the town's female population, led to furious online debates and drew criticism from the local chamber of commerce. "We want an apology," local woman Rikki Loccisano told the Brisbane Times.

I don't get what Rikki Loccisano wants an apology for? Sounds to me like Mayor Molony is just doing his job.  And I’m not even being sarcastic. Clearly this town has way more dudes than chicks.  So the Mayor basically tells all the ugly pigs in the area to move to Mount Isa.  It makes perfect sense.   They got so many fucking guys that as long as you got two tits and a pussy you’re golden!  Doesn’t matter whether you’ve beauty disadvantaged or not.    And not only will you get laid which you probably weren’t before, but you'll get treated like a fucking goddess by the blokes in Mount Isa, Am I crazy or does this sound like a classic win, win situation for everyone?  The miners get laid and ugly fat bitches get a chance to see what it feels like to be hot for a change. 

PS – I’m totally stealing that term “beauty disadvantaged” from the Mayor.

-JRAW