I don't usually like stuff like this, but I thought this was pretty good because it's true. For whatever reason guys that like MMA seem to think that watching it automatically makes them tough. They put on their Tapout tshirts and strut around like they're Anderson Silva or something. Somewhere in a dark alley Soog weeps.

PS - I apologize for all the website issues. I can assure you I'm very close to killing myself. Decent chance we got hacked by a fat chick who knows technology. Not even kidding.