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Random Thoughts – August 13th


Jets Fans No Longer Allowed to Ask to See Your Tits

The NY Daily News: It's Giants Stadium when the Giants play there and the Meadowlands when the Jets play there, but the two teams agreed Tuesday to a new booze policy for tailgating. To curb alcohol use and drunken fan antics, tailgating will be restricted to five hours before games or events... Also yesterday, the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority announced that view-blocking banners will be hung on the spiral staircase at Gate D to help eliminate harassment of women during Jets games. Last season, security at Gate D was increased at Jets games because hundreds of men would gather at halftime and demand women expose their breasts.

What a dark day this must be for Gang Green fans. Getting hammered and gathering around Gate D bullying girls is part of their culture. Asking them to stop is like asking Cubs fans to stop throwing opponent's HR balls back, or banning the Lambeau Leap or telling the Fighting Irish the can't sing the "Alma Mater." Harassing girls into flashing their juggs is a tradition for Jets fans, no less so than overrating their quarterbacks, bitching about the Patriots or telling that same frickin' Joe Namath guarantee story from 40 years ago. Exposed tittays are their "Sweet Caroline." What are they supposed to do now? Sit in the stands and watch the J! E! T! S! win four games again? At least the NJS&EA didn't say they can't see Eric Mangini's tits. So Steve B and the Jets fans got that going for them. Which is nice.

— Jerry Thornton, 2:18 pm | permalink | 15 comments