ChicagoTribune - A West Side woman who allegedly stabbed her elderly boyfriend to death because he was drinking her beer was ordered held Thursday in lieu of $500,000 bail. Regina Williams, 55, of the 1000 block of North Waller Avenue appeared in Cook County Bond Court before Judge Israel Desierto, charged with first-degree murder in the slaying of Willie Anderson, 77, of the 2200 block of West Monroe Street.  About 6 p.m. Wednesday, the two were sitting in Anderson's car outside his home when Williams became angry that he was drinking her beer, authorities said. They began to quarrel, and Williams allegedly pulled a knife she carried for protection and began stabbing Anderson.  Afterward, Williams got out of the car and called down the street to Anderson's nephew, saying, "You better come get your uncle—I just killed him," according to her arrest report. Groebner said Williams got back in the vehicle and finished drinking her beer.

I hate talking about stories in which people got killed or died because it totally takes the fun out of it.   But what is going on with people getting stabbed in beer disputes lately?  This is the 2nd one this week. Is the economy really that shitty that people are getting maimed nowadays over a six pack of Natty Light?   That shit didn’t even happen in Hooverville.  Regardless this bitch is no joke.   I mean as if it’s not bad enough to stab your boyfriend for drinking your beer, she then had the audacity to yell down the street to the victim’s nephew to come get his body while she kept right on boozing?  Talk about adding insult to injury.   I don’t even think the dude from No Country For Old Men would do that.