The Olympics Opening Ceremonies are tonight and I could fucking care less.    But the First Lady is pumped.   I’ve never understood this dynamic.   Why do people who love sports like myself hate the Olympics while hippies, losers and First Ladies suddenly become interested?   It makes no sense to me?   I mean if you like watching lame sports like swimming, canoe and Pole Vaulting shouldn’t you LOVE football?   I mean it’s more exciting, better athletes and it’s always live.  Can anybody explain this phenomenon to me?  And don’t give me the human interest story angle either because you can find that type of stuff anywhere.        Am I the only one that feels this way?  Does the average everyday Stoolie like the Olympics?

Vote 1 for you hate watching amateur athletes compete in fake sports that you could dominate with 2 weeks of practice and 10 for you love it.