Inside Track - New England Patriots[team stats] QB/QT Tom Brady [stats] took a pass on practice yesterday probably to rest up from the rockin’ Coldplay show he took in with glamazon galpal Gisele Bundchen at the TD Banknorth Garden! Tom, who is reportedly a HUGE fan of Chris Martin & Co., blew out of a late practice at Gillette Stadium Monday night to join Gi and her GFs at the Garden shortly after the British rockers took the stage at 10 p.m. In fact, Martin dedicated the last song, “Death and All His Friends,” a cut off the new CD, to Brady. Perhaps Chris’ good buddy, Bono of U2, told him a shout-out to No. 12 always brings down the Boston house!  “I don’t want to do this really because it’s cheesy . . . but we’re great fans of his and he’s probably left the building anyway,” said the Coldplay frontman. “We’d like to dedicate this to Tom Brady - your quarterback. We’re big fans of his and very honored he came to the show, and I hope to goodness it was worth it."

Listen I love Tom Brady as much as the next guy.   If he declared Prima Nocte so he could sleep with the First Lady I’d just tip my cap and be like “a rule is a rule”.   But this story gives me the willies.   Tom Brady is already a big enough metrosexual without having Cold Play trying to give him the gay.  Maybe if this was like Iron Maiden or something than it would be a different story.  I almost feel bad for Gisele.   I bet Brady ripped her apart just to erase any doubts she may have had about his sexuality after this episode.