Australian doctors have raised concerns about clinics offering vaginal cosmetic surgery, warning the trend towards so-called "designer vaginas" may be exploiting vulnerable women. The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists said procedures being offered included "vaginal rejuvenation, revirgination, designer vaginoplasty and G-spot amplification".

The college labelled the procedures dangerous, expensive and unwarranted, and said it strongly discouraged surgery that was not backed by scientific evidence or clinical trials. The college said women should understand that there were a large number of variations in the appearance of normal female genitalia. (Thanks to Bill for the article, photo from boston.com)

Well, Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, call us here at Barstool what you will, but we'll continue to fight for a woman's right to do what she wants with her own body. Who are you to dictate what she should want her cooch to look like? Where do you get off (no pun intended) saying what "normal female genitalia" is? If some woman isn't satisfied with the look of her coin purse or has a vajeen that hangs like a wizard's sleeve, are you going to stand in the way of her making herself happy? Call me a bed wetting, liberal feminist, but I'll continue to speak out for vaginal rejuvenation, revirgination, designer vaginoplasty and G-spot amplification, even if it costs me my political career. Because when perfect vaginas are outlawed, only outlaws will have perfect vaginas.