EagleTribune.com - — Two men dressed like ninjas busted their way into a local pharmacy early this morning and "with military precision" made off with a large amount of drugs in less than two minutes, said police Lt. Paul Gallagher. The two men dressed all in black with their faces covered used sledgehammers to break through a door at Walgreen's, 800 Waverly Road, about 12:38 a.m. A worker hid while the two men used crow bars to break open the store's drug lockers, police said.

 Yikes, and I thought the reason people moved to North Andover was to get away from the Ninja’s.   But seriously I’m calling bullshit here.  Listen if a Ninja robs your pharmacy do you really think you’re going to be able to describe what they looked like?   Hell you probably won’t even know that you were robbed until like two weeks later when the books don’t add up.  Plus it would be one thing if they were using smokescreens, bō staffs, and Chinese stars, but sledgehammers?  I don’t think so.  So despite how badly I want to believe that there are ancient Japanese warriors going around boosting local Walgreens, I think this is just a case of North Andover trying to act like even their robberies are more sophisticated than in other towns.

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