MOULTON, Ala.—A dispute over cheap beer left one man in the hospital with stab wounds and another man charged with assault, authorities said Friday. Grady "Skip" Wilburn Dollar, 64, was accused of stabbing Mickey Joe Hill, 37, during a dispute early Thursday, said Sgt. Mark Richard of the Lawrence County Sheriff's Department. Richard said the two men had been drinking together when Dollar gave Hill $10 and told him to go to the store for more. Richard said Hill brought back only four cans of Natural Light, a low-cost brand, and Dollar got mad that he didn't get more for his money."He said, 'For $10 you could have gotten a half case,'" said Richard. "Four cans of Natural Light only cost $3 or $4."The victim then asked for one of the four beers and pushed the older man when he refused to hand one over, the investigator said. "Then the suspect went to the kitchen, got a big butcher knife and came back and stabbed him," Richard said.

Who did Mickey Joe Hill think he was dealing with here?   This isn’t some pimple faced 18 year old kid you’re buying beer for dude.  This is Grady “skip” Dollar we’re talking about.   AKA the oldest Pabst Blue Ribbon drinker on the planet.   Did Mickey really think he’d get away with bringing home only 4 beers for 10 bucks and Skip wouldn’t notice?     That’s like trying to sneak the sunrise past the rooster.  And then to have the balls not even to give him one when he asks?  It’s almost like the Mick wanted to get stabbed in the back with a big butcher knife.  I mean a man can only be pushed so far…