Introducing April from North Attleboro. Yes that's her real name so I'm told. Anyway this girl just does it for me. I think she is stunning. My poor little heart will be broken into a million tiny pieces if April doesn't make it to our 1st ever Smokeshow Party. (Details TBD)

And speaking of our smokeshow party, do you know how to guarantee that you don't get shut out at what has to be considered the biggest event in the history of the universe? Nominate a smokeshow and if we feature her on the site then you're in. It's that easy. Send all nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com

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