Bostonherald.com - We hear that Gisele Bundchen has a big birthday surprise in store for her QB/QT Tom Brady [ stats], who turns 31 on Sunday. According to OK! maggie, Gi has commissioned a one-of-a-kind calendar featuring herself in 12 different poses which she will bind and present to No. 12. The maggie says the Brazilian bombshell has commissioned her photographer pals to shoot her in racy lingerie, in knee socks and Brady’s jersey, and in some kind of birthday cake pose (let your imaginations run wild . . .) for August.

Fucking Tom Brady!    God Damn this guy knows how to live.   Ladies pay attention.   This is how it's done.   I don’t want to hear any more garbage about not knowing what to get your boyfriend for his birthday.   Gisele has laid down the gauntlet.   Hit the gym, become an international supermodel and make a custom porn calendar for him.   That’s how you treat your man in Titletown USA.  Anything less is unacceptable.  Anyway in honor of Gisele’s thoughtful expression of love here is one man’s humble opinion of the 12 best pictures of her on the web….