A Daly City high school counselor was involved in an inappropriate relationship with a 16-year-old student she met at summer church camp, according to prosecutors who said the woman had naked photos of the girl on her cell phone. Melody Ybona Gawliu, 24, pleaded no contest to one count of oral copulation with a minor in return for no more than a year in jail. She will not have to register as a sex offender. Teachers reported the situation to Child Protective Services after becoming suspicious of Gawliu after she brought balloons to school for the girl’s 17th birthday and Daly City police reported finding nude photos of the girl on Gawliu’s phone as well as a text message telling the girl to say to authorities nothing happened between them. Gawliu was initially charged with two counts of digital penetration with a person under age 18, attempting to dissuade a witness and felonious possession of sexual images of a person under age 18.

As long as the criminal justice keeps working 24/7, a little matter like schools being closed for the summer won't slow down the flood of Sex Teacher Scandals. And for those of us who have been wondering when a hot Asian teacher would finally step up and jump in the water, Melody is our Ichiro. Again, I want to make it clear that Barstool in no way approves of the seduction of underage girls by their teachers. Unless it's a good looking female teacher. And based on the only picture we have of Gawliu, she fits the bill. As a matter of fact, she's a godsend. It's no coincidence that "hot" "Asian" "lesbian" and "teacher" are included in 95% of all internet searches.

The Grades:
Looks: Until proven otherwise, I'm assuming there's a hot body connected to that cute face. Grade: A.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: "Gee, I'd like to keep this lesbian relationship a secret, but I see no reason why bringing a bunch of balloons to school for her birthday would draw attention to it." And fans of Sex Teachers always appreciate cell phone picture evidence. Grade: A.
Intangibles: It bears repeating: Hot Asian lesbian. Grade: A.
Overall: A.