News.com.au - WITH just eight days before the Beijing Olympics begin, not much could overshadow incredible leaked footage of the 2008 Games opening ceremony - until we got video of Garry Linnell eating a penis.

See this is why some people claim that the Chinese are a master race. Not only did they invent erotic massage parlors, but they know how to handle controversy. Somebody leaks the video of the 2008 Opening Ceremony and what do you do? You respond by leaking video of people eating penises. It's brilliant in it's simplicity. It just proves the ancient Chines proverb that watching people eat cocks trumps watching the Opening Ceremonies 9 out of 10 times and twice on Sundays.