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Random Thoughts – July 30th


Adriana Lima At Natick Mall

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First of all let me just say that the guy with the teddy bear strapped to his shirt is the definition of a professional stalker. But that's neither here nor there. What's up with all the chicks in line? Wouldn't you think it would be all dudes? I just don't get why a girl wait in line to see a chick who is so hot that she'll give you an eating disorder just by looking at her? I mean would you ever wait in line to see George Clooney or Nomar? No fucking way. I mean I know I'm not a great looking dude. I don't need those guys to rub my face in it. So the only explanation I can come up with here is that all these chicks are Lesbians.

— elpresidente, 9:56 am | permalink | 38 comments