Boston.com - TMZ posted a series of pics of Senator John Kerry yesterday with an eye-catching caption: "Electoral College Girls Gone Wild." The website said the shots of Kerry and a troop of tipsy 20-somethings were taken at a Nantucket house party over the weekend. Not so, said the senator's spokesman. In an e-mail, David Wade had this to say: "The caption is completely erroneous and insulting and it should be immediately corrected." Wade said Kerry and two friends dined at the Straight Wharf restaurant and were walking down the dock when a large group on a boat recognized the senator and asked if they could take a photo. Said Wade: "The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story."

I'm not Inspector Gadget or anything, but I'm not buying the Senator's story here. It just doesn't add up. "The group came off the boat, took a photo with him and then he and his friends immediately walked away"? Well then why are there like five pictures of him here? And why doesn't he look like he's in walk away mode in any of them? In fact if you ask me it kind of looks like he's in "jackpot mode" Listen, I've seen this face before. This is the face of a man who knows he's getting laid tonight. And you know that drunk as shit girl is game. She was looking for some Senatorial dick the second she laid eyes on him. Now I'm not saying that Kerry banged her, but I am saying he didn't just walk away like he claims he did. Because if that was true the only picture would be that group shot. Time to vote.

Vote 1 For Kerry partied with these girls all night and 10 for he walked away