Introducing Jessica from......drum roll please....Umass. My got UMass is CRUSHING every other school in New England in the race for Smokeshow supremacy. I mean blonde's, brunettes, tall girls, short girls, you name it and they have it.

If you have any school pride and you're sick of watching UMass kick your balls inside out in terms of hot chicks send nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com.

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