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I don't get Kobe Bryant. If you're going to cheat on your wife why would you pick a girl who looks exactly like her? And wouldn't you wait until you're on the road to start banging chicks? It's cheating 101 baby. The only possible explanation is that he and his wife cut a deal that Kobe can fuck whoever he wants as long as he doesn't rape them anymore. It kind of makes sense when you think about it. I'm sure Vanessa Bryant is thinking "Hey I can live with an adulterer, but just not a rapist." Anyway, back to the question at hand of who'd you'd rather fuck. Personally I'd go with Vanessa Bryant in a blowout. Vanessa Curry just looks like a poor man's version of her is you ask me.

PS - Celtics fans need to somehow get Vanessa Curry masks or cardboard cut outs for the game Thursday. How do we make this happen? And at the very least a couple "No Means No" chants.

Anyway vote 1 for the wife and 10 for the former cheerleader