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Attention: President Charles Logan
From: Walt Cummings              
Subject:Email/Internet Chat b/w President Palmer & Evelyn  5AM-6AM                                         


NubianLoveWarrior :  Anyone here looking to chat with someone who used to be the most powerful man in the world? 54/m/Los Angeles
FlotusAdmin:President Palmer?  Is that you?
NubianLoveWarrior:A/S/L?
FlotusAdmin : Mr.President, its me , Evelyn.  Mrs. Logans personal assistant. I have evidence that President Logan is working with terrorists.
NubianLoveWarrior:A/S/L?
FlotusAdmin:Mr President , please.
NubianLoveWarrior: A/S/L?
FlotusAdmin:All right, all right....33/F/ Los Angeles
NubianLoveWarrior:Sounds nice
FlotusAdmin:Unbelievable. President Palmer, please listen.  President Logan has authorized the sale of deadly nerve gas to terrorists.  You are the only one I can turn to.  What should I do?
NubianLoveWarrior:What ru wearing right now?
FlotusAdmin:What??  
NubianLoveWarrior:Please trust me Evelyn. If I'm going to help, I need to know everything.
FlotusAdmin:Um. uh, okay. I'm headed to work.  I'm wearing my Talbots Business Suit.
NubianLoveWarrior:mmm, very nice. can you be a little more descriptive?
FlotusAdmin:okay, I guess... it's a worsted wool suit with a single breasted jacket w/ matching flat front pants.  
NubianLoveWarrior:Nice. I like the flat front pants..I find them more slimming than pleats.
FlotusAdmin:Mr. President, what does any of this have to do with the nerve gas and President Logan.
NubianLoveWarrior:nothing, I just like it when you type the word "breasted".  Now, what is it you wanted to tell me.
FlotusAdmin:wow..okay..um.. I overheard President Logan on the phone with someone he kept referring to as "Hendu".  I couldn't hear all of what they were saying, but it sounded like he was telling him that it was okay to sell Centox Nerve Gas to terrorists so they could release it on Moscow and strike at the heart of their Russian homeland.  I couldn't listen to the rest of the conversation because I had to help Mrs. Logan get dressed for her meeting with the Russian Premiere.
NubianLoveWarrior:Tell me about  getting Mrs. Logan dressed.  And remember Evelyn, every detail is important if we are going to get to the bottom of this.  Did you have to bathe Mr.Logan first?
FlotusAdmin:What????  Of course not. Please President Palmer..try to focus.  I'm worried that someone may have seen me listening and I will be targeted. Mrs. Logan always said whenever she needed anything, she could always go to you.
NubianLoveWarrior:Eve..can I call you Eve? I'll let you call me Adam.  It's true, many nights Maddie Logan came to me seeking the kind of comfort only a big ,strong, virile black man like myself could provide. I hope we can have that same kind of relationship Eve.
FlotusAdmin:Adam!! I mean Mr. President...please stop it..I'm afraid for my family.  I have an eight year old daughter I need to protect.   Can you help me or not?
NubianLoveWarrior:Relax Eve. Of course I can help you. First , where does your daughter go to school?
FlotusAdmin:I'm not sure I want to tell you that now.
NubianLoveWarrior:I'm a pervert Eve, not a pedophile.   If you tell me where she goes to school I can call my friend Jack Bauer and have him go over to pick her up. I don't think he got picked to work today.
FlotusAdmin:Jack Bauer? Isn't he dead?
NubianLoveWarrior:No..he just faked his death to get away from the Chinese.  God those people are naive.  But as long as they can get spaghetti sauce stains out of my silk shirts, what do I care, right Eve?  LOL
FlotusAdmin:Btw, ru sure it's safe to be telling me this stuff over the internet? What if the terrorists are monitoring this?
NubianLoveWarrior:No, it's completely secure.  I buy stuff on Ebay all the time and have never had a problem. Now, where does your daughter go to school?
FlotusAdmin:okay, if your sure....She normally goes to Spiro Agnew Middle School in DC, but since I'm in Los Angeles for two days and I wanted her to be readily available in case the terrorists needed to use her as leverage against me, I enrolled her this morning into George Clooney Elementary.
NubianLoveWarrior:Okay, I'll call Jack at the house he is sharing w/ that chick from Spin City and he will make sure she is safe.  Then I will contact Mrs. Logan and give her a heads up on the President.  Let me check and see if she is on-line right now.  Did you see anyone named "HotnHrnyFrstLdy" signed on when you entered the chat room? She likes to remain anonymous so she probably wouldn't IM me if she saw I was talking to you. Funny story, first time I met her on-line, I was pretending to be a Swedish aerobic instructor named Katarina and she said she was a male truck driver from Georgia.  We were going at it pretty good till she slipped up and typed " I have to go, the Secret Service just told me Marine One is waiting to bring me to Camp David".  We still laugh about that one.
FlotusAdmin:Omg....what the f*#@  ru talking about.   We need to stop this attack from happening . You need to do something.  What is wrong w/ you?
NubianLoveWarrior:Calm down Eve...I'll take care of it.  We have plenty of time.  The 24 hours don't really start until I get off the computer and call Mrs. Logan.  What could possibly go wrong.  It's not like the President's plan is going to fail, leading to the terrorists targeting the United States and then attacking an airport, a hospital, a mall,  CTU and a gas company, killing lots of innocent people.  If, by some remote chance that did happen, I'm sure Jack Bauer will come out of hiding and track down the people responsible.  Jack isn't scared of anything.  I'll even give my brother a call and he can help. BTW, can you believe Wayne was a Marine, but he never shot anyone before? What a wuss!  I always thought it was odd, how, even as a kid , he could fall off his bike, roll around in the grass and run through the woods , yet his clothes would always stay perfect.   Even when I used to sneak him into the drive-in movies by hiding him in the trunk, his shirts always remained clean and pressed...remarkable.    
FlotusAdmin:Ru ok Mr.President?
NubianLoveWarrior:I'm fine Eve. Everything is going to be fine.  
FlotusAdmin:Thank you so much Mr President.
NubianLoveWarrior:Eve, I wish you could see the view of the sun coming up outside my brothers apartment.  It's so breathtaking I think I'll stand by the window all morning and watch.
FlotusAdmin: mmmmm, that really does sound beautiful....what ru wearing?

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