Top Ten Current NFL Wives and Girlfriends

10. Megan Good:

Meagan is the girlfriend of NY Jets RB Thomas Jones. She's one of the few NFL WAGs who can make the argument she's more famous than her boyfriend, since she's instantly recoginzable from her work in You Got Served, Stomp the Yard and the upcoming Saw V as well as her voice work in the Scarface: The World is Yours game. And you have to admire the way she tugs the shirt down here so the camera will catch the goods. Jets fans should hope they get that kind of effort out of Brettfavre.

9. Heather Mitts:

Heather is on again/off again with Philadelphia Eagles backup QB AJ Feeley. Technically they may be "off again" right now, but to hell with it, she stays on the list. Heather is cute. For a soccer player. And that's all you can say. Other than she's no Mia Hamm.

8. Mercedes Lindsay:

With Lindsay being a former Miss DC and dating Redskins' QB Jason Campbell, you'd think it would be easy to find a lot of information on her. But until a certain Hollywood hosebag stops crashing luxury cars, Googling her name is going to remain a tough assignment.

7. Kim Kardashian:

Kim and Reggie Bush continue to deny they've ever banged each other. If so, it makes Bush one of the few celebrities about whom that can be said.

6. Missy Peregrym:

Missy dated Pittsburgh Steeler's QB Ben Roethlisberger. She's probably most known for playing the shape-shifting chick on "Heroes." Which is actually one of the more believeable characters, because if you could look like anyone, she'd be the one most people would pick. I would, then live in a house of mirrors.

5. Jennifer Walcott:

Jennifer is married to Oakland Raiders safety Adam Archuleta. This fact proves the "Jason Sehorn Theorem" which states "Overrated white defensive backs will get women they don't deserve." (This of course rules out John Lynch, who's a legit HofFer.

4. Jessica Simpson:

I don't know if you've heard this, but Jessica's been dating Dallas Cowboys' QB Tony Romo. It's amazing how these kids have managed to keep this relationship under the radar the way they have. She might have been higher on the list if she wasn't a complete, emasculating, hot-streak-killing Delilah.

3. Carmella DeCesare:

Carmella is of course the former Playboy PMOTY who married Tampa Bay Bucs' QB Jeff Garcia which either makes Terrell Owens waaay wrong for what he said about Garcia or Carmella the greatest beard since Johnny Damon's.

2. Gisele Bundschen:

You can accuse me of bias here, but in fact if anything I resent Gisele. As I've said before, in the whole controversy about who you'd rather be, Tony Romo doing Jessica Simpson or Tom Brady with Gisele, I'd most like to be Gisele. That doesn't make me gay, it makes me Bradysexual.

1. John Madden What he lacks in looks, Brett Favre's significant other makes up for in love and devotion.